I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, ‘You have to lose weight or you’ll lose that job.’ – Margaret Cho
It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho
Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness. – Margaret Cho
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. – Margaret Cho
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that’s my contribution. – Margaret Cho
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex – ever. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant. – Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. – Margaret Cho
Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in ‘Cleopatra.’ She has the same bone structure. I’m kind of obsessed with ‘Jersey Shore.’ People don’t give them enough credit for how entertaining they are. – Margaret Cho
I love fashion, I’m actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that’s really time-consuming. – Margaret Cho
I’m taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It’s very collaborative, arty, fun and cool. – Margaret Cho
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. – Margaret Cho
I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren’t able to. – Margaret Cho
The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. – Margaret Cho