It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any. – Mae West
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one. – Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important. – Mae West
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. – Mae West
Women want certain things in marriage – the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. – Mae West
