Lucy van Pelt: Do you think my eyes are beautiful Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Yes, they look just like little round dots of india ink! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Charlie Brown: It says here that the force of gravitation is 13% less than it was 14.5 billion years ago. Lucy van Pelt: Whose fault is that? Charlie Brown: Fault? It’s nobody’s fault! Lucy van Pelt: What do you mean nobody’s fault! It has to be somebody’s fault! Somebody’s got to take the blame! Find a scapegoat! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Why do you think we’re put here on earth Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: To make others happy. Lucy van Pelt: I don’t think I’M making anyone very happy. Of course nobody’s making ME very happy either. SOMEBODY’S NOT DOING HIS JOB! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
I’m too feminine for this game! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt, after kicking a football backwards over her own head.
These five fingers: individually they’re nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Schroeder: I have a feeling that this is going to be a good year. Lucy van Pelt: What makes you think so? Schroeder: I don’t know… It just has all the appearances of a good year. Lucy van Pelt: Have you looked in all the corners? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog… Snoopy: You play with the cards you’re dealt…Whatever that means. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
This guy can’t hit it! He swings like my grandmother! Sorry, Grandma…it was just an expression. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
I’m intrigued by this view you have on the purpose of life, Charlie Brown. You say we’re put on this earth to make others happy?…What are the others put here for? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
I keep wondering if Mom’s planning to have more children. Lately she’s been referring to me as ‘Volume One.’ – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
