Whenever I’ve encountered a Christian saying, ‘Why don’t you stop talking like that so I can hear you?’ I think, ‘Well you’re the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.’ – Louis C. K.
If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. – Louis C. K.
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. – Louis C. K.
To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. – Louis C. K.
I like pressure. Pressure doesn’t make me crack. It’s enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you’re not doing something, you know? – Louis C. K.
I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish – that’s what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. – Louis C. K.
The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I’m not telling you what it’s about and I’m not telling you who’s in it. – Louis C. K.
My ex-wife, she really didn’t like the material that I did. And that’s something I regret, that I wasn’t more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn’t ask. So that’s how that goes. – Louis C. K.