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Loni Love Quotes

I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics.

– Loni Love

I never wanted a traditional lifestyle. I’m not that kind of person.

– Loni Love

You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I’m telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

– Loni Love

I’m hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That’s why I tell people you’ve got to watch ‘The Real.’ We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.

– Loni Love

I’ve seen Don Rickles up at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Don Rickles was doing jokes in a wheelchair, and he was headlining a show. Do you think they would let a woman do that?

– Loni Love

People say they get a warmness from me.

– Loni Love

Men don’t know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it’s a two-way street!

– Loni Love

I’m what you call a satisfied single. I don’t want to give any trip reports when I come home.

– Loni Love

I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That’s why I became a comic.

– Loni Love

We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love.

– Loni Love

I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.

– Loni Love

Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it.

– Loni Love

The thing is being honest with yourself. There’s no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

– Loni Love

I don’t want to get married – I’ve been there and done that. So I know what I’m talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path – find out your path! And if you want to do it, don’t let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that’s different.

– Loni Love

I will never say never, but I can tell you right now – I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just – I really – I’m an entertainer, and the thing that I’d decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships – I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it.

– Loni Love

I couldn’t be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.

– Loni Love

I am a seasoned performer.

– Loni Love

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that’s called karma.

– Loni Love

As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.

– Loni Love

Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that.

– Loni Love

That’s a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

– Loni Love

I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there.

– Loni Love

I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,’ that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

– Loni Love

What helped was that my mother, even though we didn’t have a lot of money… allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

– Loni Love

Whatever you’re destined to do, you will be.

– Loni Love

In ‘Mother’s Day,’ which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from ‘Saturday Night Live.’ He’s a widower, and I’m a mother who’s helping him to get over the loss of his wife.

– Loni Love

We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.

– Loni Love

I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation.

– Loni Love

There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone’s laughing at the same thing, it’s a really great experience.

– Loni Love

I am the funny, crazy person.

– Loni Love

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