I don’t really know much about TV and what people want to see. I’m not that well-informed about it. – Larry David
I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter. – Larry David
I think that what people imagine they’re going through is much worse than what they are going through. – Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. – Larry David
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word ‘happy’ has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, ‘happy.’ – Larry David
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. – Larry David
I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there. – Larry David
At first, I didn’t realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. – Larry David
You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid. – Larry David
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David
I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. – Larry David
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn’t normally. – Larry David
Religion doesn’t play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don’t think I’ve ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word ‘Jew’ or saying it myself. – Larry David
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. – Larry David
I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David
There are times when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would’ve been so much better if I had written it out. – Larry David
I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me. – Larry David
It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically. – Larry David