If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest. – Kin Hubbard
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? – Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. – Kin Hubbard
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you. – Kin Hubbard
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about. – Kin Hubbard
It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. – Kin Hubbard