I hate it, it is tedious… when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style. – Kathy Griffin
I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. – Kathy Griffin
I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people’s words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there. – Kathy Griffin
Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it’s a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever. – Kathy Griffin
Pretty much everywhere I go, I’m pretty much thinking I’m going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. – Kathy Griffin
I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list. – Kathy Griffin
The thing that bums me out about ‘The Real World’ is I don’t want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. – Kathy Griffin
A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them. – Kathy Griffin
When I’m going to see a comedian, I don’t want to see them hold back, and when I’m reading a book, I don’t want to hear an abridged version. – Kathy Griffin
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they’re going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they’re pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part. – Kathy Griffin