I make such big efforts to forget things and I can’t tell the story of my life because, thank God, I’m still living it. – Karl Lagerfeld
I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don’t wake up before – the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. – Karl Lagerfeld
My hair is not really white; it’s kind of grayish, and I don’t like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry shampoo. That is the best thing to do because my hair is always clean. – Karl Lagerfeld
I am like a TV antenna. I catch everything that is in the air, and then I do it my way. – Karl Lagerfeld
I’m not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed. – Karl Lagerfeld
No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important. – Karl Lagerfeld
I am never satisfied with myself and that is what keeps me going – I have no post-satisfaction. – Karl Lagerfeld
Bling is over. Red carpet covered with rhinestones is out. I call it ‘the new modesty.’ – Karl Lagerfeld
I never had to learn English, French and German because I was brought up as all three languages. I had a private French teacher before I even went to school. That helped a lot. – Karl Lagerfeld
Yes, some people say to me you’re too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that. – Karl Lagerfeld
Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time. – Karl Lagerfeld
Greece needs to work on a cleaner image. It’s a big problem, as they have this reputation of being so corrupt. – Karl Lagerfeld
In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish. – Karl Lagerfeld
If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don’t believe in it. – Karl Lagerfeld
I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don’t fancy having so much staff now. – Karl Lagerfeld
I can tell you all kinds of moral tales, but fashion and reality are vaguely different. – Karl Lagerfeld
I always loved advertising. If I hadn’t been in fashion, I’d have been in advertising. – Karl Lagerfeld