If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it’s the perfect recipe for a sitcom. – Judy Gold
I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I’ll do it for the rest of my life. – Judy Gold
I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don’t ask, I won’t tell. – Judy Gold
I’ve never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. – Judy Gold
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you’re going to retain it, and you don’t. Under the pressure, it’s hard to retain everything. – Judy Gold
Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. – Judy Gold
Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I’m a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. – Judy Gold
I do believe that it’s something that we don’t talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don’t have to think, which people apparently don’t like to do. – Judy Gold
My mother is a tall woman – as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922. – Judy Gold
My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act. – Judy Gold
Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don’t care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. – Judy Gold
When I got a part in ‘All American Girl,’ in 1994, I remember thinking, ‘Now I have a series, I’m not going to need to do standup,’ but every night I’d go out afterward and get onstage somewhere. – Judy Gold
Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it’s truly the art form of stand-up I love. – Judy Gold
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. – Judy Gold