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If I wasn’t true to myself, I couldn’t live with myself.
– Judy Gold
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it’s the perfect recipe for a sitcom.
Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it’s also about power.
I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I’ll do it for the rest of my life.
I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don’t ask, I won’t tell.
I’ve never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you’re going to retain it, and you don’t. Under the pressure, it’s hard to retain everything.
Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.
Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I’m a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.
I do believe that it’s something that we don’t talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don’t have to think, which people apparently don’t like to do.
My mother is a tall woman – as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.
To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.
My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.
Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don’t care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.
People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.
I’m not selfish at all.
Joan Rivers was my hero.
When I got a part in ‘All American Girl,’ in 1994, I remember thinking, ‘Now I have a series, I’m not going to need to do standup,’ but every night I’d go out afterward and get onstage somewhere.
Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it’s truly the art form of stand-up I love.
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience.