I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me. – John Mayer
There’s a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical. – John Mayer
Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart… good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it’s done. – John Mayer
A man’s got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. – John Mayer
If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don’t have that kind of time, so I’d much rather stick to playing guitar. – John Mayer
The night I was recognized for ‘Daughters’ at the Grammys was the night this record started. I knew I had bought the time to learn everything I needed before I started this one. ‘Continuum’ is not a shot in the dark, it’s not a guesstimation. – John Mayer
Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing. – John Mayer
I’ve figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it. – John Mayer
I’m willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it’s psychologically important to people when they’re famous to be the only famous person they know. – John Mayer
I don’t write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don’t release underground dis tracks. – John Mayer
I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I’ve never been sinister. – John Mayer
I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. – John Mayer
I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare. – John Mayer
I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist. – John Mayer
