John Kruk Quotes

I’m not an athlete, I’m a baseball player.

– John Kruk

On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say ‘bring back the mullet.’ My wife told me I’m not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, ‘What the heck is a rat-tail?’

– John Kruk

Too many managers manage by what the postgame press conference is going to be.

– John Kruk

When I first came in the league, I thought Jack Clark and Steve Garvey were big. Then all of sudden it seemed like everyone was that big.

– John Kruk

I hated baseball. I really didn’t like baseball at all until someone decided they were going to pay me… Every year I played in the big leagues, the day the season ended, I called my buddies in West Virginia and said, ‘I’ll be home tomorrow.’

– John Kruk

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

– John Kruk

If you’re playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.

– John Kruk

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