The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life. – Jesse Ventura
When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s. – Jesse Ventura
Don’t vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will. – Jesse Ventura
I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I’m finished with my term as governor, I’m going back to the life that’s waiting for me in the private sector. – Jesse Ventura
I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. – Jesse Ventura
