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Jerry Lewis Quotes

Pity? You don’t want to be pitied because you’re a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

– Jerry Lewis

If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that in this country is a bigger problem than cancer, heart, sickle cell, anemia, name it. It is – it’s hitting 70 million Americans.

– Jerry Lewis

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

– Jerry Lewis

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

– Jerry Lewis

We’re leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth… or couldn’t get better jobs in the first place.

– Jerry Lewis

When I hit around 65, 66, I started to feel tremendous worth and incredible personal esteem. I was becoming very cognisant of my contribution to the American spirit of helping your fellow man and all of the good stuff.

– Jerry Lewis

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

– Jerry Lewis

I tell young comics, ‘Do you want this badly enough? It’s there. But you have to go get it. And if you think I’m going to give you the key to the lock of that door, there is no key, there is no lock, and there is no door.’

– Jerry Lewis

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.

– Jerry Lewis

Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

– Jerry Lewis

When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to be a monkey for a few hours a day. And fulfilling the need to be a man.

– Jerry Lewis

I need the applause.

– Jerry Lewis

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

– Jerry Lewis

Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue – nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us.

– Jerry Lewis

A lot of people resent that I’ve been in someone’s life for 50 years. Why shouldn’t people have an affection for me and what I’ve done? Didn’t I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they’re 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me.

– Jerry Lewis

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can’t get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That’s in friendship, that’s a deal, that’s a commitment. Don’t give me paper – I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that’s for life.

– Jerry Lewis

I don’t want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them.

– Jerry Lewis

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don’t have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.

– Jerry Lewis

The young man who’s had the Guggenheim fortune behind him all his life – he can hire all the authorities on the subject to teach him how to do a monologue, but he’s never going to have the right stuff to pull it off. If he doesn’t walk out onstage needing to walk out there, he doesn’t have a dream of doing well.

– Jerry Lewis

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don’t get into it because I do comedy already.

– Jerry Lewis

A woman doing comedy doesn’t offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

– Jerry Lewis

I turned down ‘Some Like It Hot.’ See how smart I am? I felt I couldn’t bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don’t need to compete with the wardrobe.

– Jerry Lewis

I’ve had great success being a total idiot.

– Jerry Lewis

Don’t you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? Milton Berle could take Laurence Olivier and stick him under the table if he wanted to. And so could I.

– Jerry Lewis

Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them.

– Jerry Lewis

From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I’ve taken them on everything from clay courts to cement to wood floors, coming off pianos, going out a two-story window, landing on Dean, falling into the rough. You do that and you’re gonna have problems.

– Jerry Lewis