But if applause throws off your timing, then you’re not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. – Jay Mohr
Marc Maron’s podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that’s that. – Jay Mohr
I’m oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. – Jay Mohr
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. – Jay Mohr
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. – Jay Mohr
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. – Jay Mohr
I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. – Jay Mohr
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. – Jay Mohr
