Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn’t do any worse. – Howard Stern
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. – Howard Stern
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel. – Howard Stern
There are things that I won’t do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won’t you do. I say, well, you know, you’ve got to find out when you’re on the air. – Howard Stern
It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there’s a dispute and I believe I haven’t been given what is mine. – Howard Stern
I’ve never come into anything successful before. I’ve always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. – Howard Stern
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. – Howard Stern
I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. – Howard Stern
‘The New York Times’ list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor’s choice. It sure isn’t based on sales. – Howard Stern
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you’re going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can’t apologize for it. – Howard Stern
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. – Howard Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me… standards have gone to an all-time low. – Howard Stern
Okay, well, I guess I’m still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things. – Howard Stern
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. – Howard Stern
I don’t think there’s one thing I’ve ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. – Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that’s all you’ve got, you’re dead in the water. It’s not good. – Howard Stern
