I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic. – Harry Anderson
I’ll give it a shot. But I don’t know that a year from now I’m going to be here. Nobody does. – Harry Anderson
Even a fool knows you can’t touch the stars, but it won’t keep the wise from trying. – Harry Anderson
The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch. – Harry Anderson
