I have my own boat, but when I first thought about taking a cruise, I thought, ‘You’re going to trap me on a boat, and I’m going to walk in circles and go crazy,’ but it’s awesome. – Guy Fieri
When someone is dying, there is nothing you really can do, it’s a horrible situation, and… you just have to get through it. – Guy Fieri
My restaurant, Tex Wasabi’s, we have a whole ‘Minute to Win It’ challenge going on on Sundays already. The show hasn’t even aired and they’re already doing challenges where people are coming and participating. I think it’s going to take over. – Guy Fieri
If it tastes really good, and it’s funky, it’s funkalicous. If the guy making it is funky, he’s funkintacious. – Guy Fieri
I’ve always been an eccentric, a rocker at heart. I can’t play the guitar, but I can play the griddle. – Guy Fieri
I’m in a very unique position in that I got to participate in the Food Network by contest. That’s long gone, being voted on, but I don’t forget where it came from, and I don’t forget the people who worked to put me here. – Guy Fieri
There’s been quite a few conversations between me and my wife; she’d like to see my hair brown again. So who knows what will happen. – Guy Fieri
With messy food, or foods with a lot of sauce, you do ‘The Hunch.’ I learned it in Philly, watching the dudes in suits eat cheesesteaks. You keep your elbows above your hands because if you don’t, the grease runs down your sleeve to your elbow. – Guy Fieri
I’m a collector, so I’ve got all kinds of sunglasses. I’d say I’ve got about a buck ten, buck twenty. – Guy Fieri
I think there’s a misconception that I eat everything. The one or two bites that you see me take, that’s it. – Guy Fieri
If you slow it down, eat in courses, your body, mind, stomach will catch up with this full feeling and you won’t eat as much. – Guy Fieri
The opportunity to be a star chef, to imagine it would be here in Las Vegas, I couldn’t comprehend it. – Guy Fieri
I specifically left the corporate world so I could wear T-shirts, blue jeans, and honestly, I always wanted to be my own boss. – Guy Fieri
If you are AC/DC, you don’t get credit for slow songs. And if you are doing a show about food with a blond dude with crazy blond hair and tattoos who drives a hot rod, of course everyone is going to think everything you eat is deep-fried. – Guy Fieri
My stay-married secret would probably be exercising good communication, not when you have to but all the time. I think if you do that, you kinda just cleanse the situations, so there’s not build up. I think that’s probably the best way to do it. – Guy Fieri
I have a fond appreciation for the Canadian culture and the Canadian food scene in general. – Guy Fieri
I’ve been using the same hair wax for as long as I can remember. I’m not a gel guy, I’m not a perfume guy, not really into any of that. – Guy Fieri
No matter how tough the meat may be, it’s going to be tender if you slice it thin enough. – Guy Fieri
I once saw professional soccer up there in Seattle, the Sounders. I went and saw that. I’m not a big soccer fan, but watching a live game is unbelievable. And then I went to Italy and saw a soccer match; it’s something everyone should do once. It’ll blow your mind. – Guy Fieri
After a show, people say, ‘I bet you want to just sit back and relax.’ No way. First thing I want to do when I’m home is cook. – Guy Fieri