I’d rather you didn’t talk, but it’s up to you.
– Graham Kennedy
Many people think I’m a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.
I emphasise the following: don’t, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don’t act anyone else-that would be fatal.
When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.
You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.
I terminated the interview when I didn’t know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.
Don’t get too close, it hurts.
You didn’t want to laugh, did you? It wasn’t very funny, was it?
There are no limits, love, there are no limits.