I have a strong feeling that I shall be glad when I am dead and done for – scrapped at last to make room for somebody better, cleverer, more perfect than myself. – George Bernard Shaw
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men. – George Bernard Shaw
The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. – George Bernard Shaw
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold. – George Bernard Shaw
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. – George Bernard Shaw
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not. – George Bernard Shaw
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. – George Bernard Shaw
What is the use of writing plays, what is the use of writing anything, if there is not a will which finally moulds chaos itself into a race of gods. – George Bernard Shaw
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. – George Bernard Shaw
You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something. – George Bernard Shaw
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example. – George Bernard Shaw
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. – George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. – George Bernard Shaw
The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things. – George Bernard Shaw
The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years. – George Bernard Shaw