I’m glad I don’t have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don’t have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there. – Fuzzy Zoeller
There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It’s a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It’s made my whole career. It’s special. – Fuzzy Zoeller
They talk about Amen Corner but there’s so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course. – Fuzzy Zoeller
Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they’d be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what’s going to happen tomorrow. – Fuzzy Zoeller
The greatest thing about golf, there’s no end to it unless you’re dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour. – Fuzzy Zoeller
I’ve been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester. – Fuzzy Zoeller
If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It’s the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body. – Fuzzy Zoeller
A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren’t comfortable. There’s one surefire way to get over that, and it’s to ask yourself, ‘What if I beat him?’ Imagine the possibility. – Fuzzy Zoeller
When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game. – Fuzzy Zoeller
I hope everybody’s had fun, because I’ve enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it’s time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too. – Fuzzy Zoeller
There’s a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I’ve enjoyed my ride. – Fuzzy Zoeller
It’s nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you’ve done something good. – Fuzzy Zoeller
If I hadn’t become a golfer, I doubt I’d be wealthy, because I don’t have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. – Fuzzy Zoeller
It’s fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it’s a miserable game when things aren’t going well. – Fuzzy Zoeller
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. – Fuzzy Zoeller