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I might not come home with hardware, but I’m winning.
– Fuzzy Zoeller
I’m glad I don’t have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don’t have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.
There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It’s a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It’s made my whole career. It’s special.
They talk about Amen Corner but there’s so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they’d be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what’s going to happen tomorrow.
I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.
The greatest thing about golf, there’s no end to it unless you’re dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.
Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there’s good and bad stuff.
When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.
I’ve been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.
If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It’s the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.
A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren’t comfortable. There’s one surefire way to get over that, and it’s to ask yourself, ‘What if I beat him?’ Imagine the possibility.
When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.
I hope everybody’s had fun, because I’ve enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it’s time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.
Playing with friends is a victory.
There’s a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I’ve enjoyed my ride.
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
It’s nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you’ve done something good.
If I hadn’t become a golfer, I doubt I’d be wealthy, because I don’t have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.
I’m not a great player, but I’m a damn good one.
Have a little fun. A few laughs.
Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.
It’s fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it’s a miserable game when things aren’t going well.
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
It was Jack’s and Tom Watson’s day yesterday. But today, it’s another day.
When things are going good they just keep going good.