I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello’, ‘goodbye’, and ‘I’m pregnant’. – Dean Martin
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Dean Martin
I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day. – Dean Martin
There’s a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. – Dean Martin