The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can’t do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big. – David Hasselhoff
I grew up in Chicago, and there was always snow. In Los Angeles there never was, so we would always import snow! – David Hasselhoff
Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I’m nailing it. I’m even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now. – David Hasselhoff
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you can’t laugh at life and the silliness of it all. – David Hasselhoff
When you realize that life isn’t fair, you don’t act out, you don’t get overly wasted, you don’t get self-indulgent. You just move forward. – David Hasselhoff
I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that. – David Hasselhoff
My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me. – David Hasselhoff
I don’t care why they love me, as long as they love me. I think people respect me because they feel like – I’m kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can’t get rid of me. I just keep coming back. – David Hasselhoff
We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on ‘Baywatch.’ – David Hasselhoff
I have a great relationship with my kids. We’re very honest with each other, and I’m very proud that we are absolutely, incredibly close. That to me is more important than anything. – David Hasselhoff
I love musical theater. That’s what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was ‘Peter Pan.’ – David Hasselhoff
My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily. – David Hasselhoff
I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him. – David Hasselhoff
Beyond its entertainment values, ‘Baywatch’ has enriched and in many cases helped save lives. – David Hasselhoff
The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we’ll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years. – David Hasselhoff