Few people are successful unless other people want them to be. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Charlie Brown.
It’s a lot more fun not inviting people than it is inviting them! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Patty.
Each generation must be able to blame the previous generation for its problems. It doesn’t solve anything, but it makes us all feel better. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Charlie Brown: Life is just too much for me. I’ve been confused right from the day I was born. I think the whole trouble is that we’re thrown into life too fast… we’re not really prepared. Linus van Pelt: What did you want… a chance to warm up first? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Schroder: Buying records cheers me up. Whenever I feel low I buy some new records. I was so depressed today I bought Mendelssohn’s violin concerto and Handel’s Ode for St Cecilia’s Day. Lucy van Pelt: Wow! How depressed can you get! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Charlie Brown: Well Snoopy, what are your plans for today? Snoopy: Plans? I hadn’t even thought about it. But I suppose I’ll sleep a little this morning. Then this afternoon I’ll take a short nap and later on I’ll try to get some more sleep. Those are good plans! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy’s title for book on theology.
I could run the whole world right here from under my bed! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.
Linus van Pelt: You know what Snoopy? I don’t understand people. No matter how hard I try, I just don’t understand them! Snoopy: I know how he feels. I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
My name is Sally Brown and I hate school. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts. Sally Brown to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears.
I’m too feminine for this game! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt, after kicking a football backwards over her own head.
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.
These five fingers: individually they’re nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Lucy van Pelt: Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog… Snoopy: You play with the cards you’re dealt…Whatever that means. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to her! Well, that’s not exactly true…I hate myself for a lot of other reasons too. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Charlie Brown.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people…religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. – Charles M. Schulz
A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself. – Charles M. Schulz
