Do you need any more models cos I am Chrysler’s Muse in Austria? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show.
What do you say to the people who see that you are so powerful in your physique, with your powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstook is like? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To NFL star and former University of Alabama football player, Shaud Williams.
How cool is Jesus? Is he cooler than the Backstreet boys…than Justin Timperlake…than Madonna? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, interviewing sponsor of Christian rock festival.
Fashion is ze most important und lifesaving of all ze sciences. Vood World War II ever have started if zere’d been a Berlin Fashion Veek in 1939? Ich don’t think so. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
I gave him a traditional African name – OJ. – Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno, in Bruno movie. On his adopted baby.
Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and hippies, Rod Stewart, whatever? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interview with hairstylist Jonathan Antin.
I was going to be the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler. – Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno, in Bruno movie.
Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show.
So why is being gay so out this season? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Pastor Quinn, the ‘Gay Converter’ HQ.
KAMPF, MEIN. Ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep, Adolf. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance’. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
So what does freedom mean to you? Freedom in Austria is a lot about being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend Diesel just holding hands is that what you’re campaigning for? – Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno, In Bruno movie.
Before we even start, let me just drink you in. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interview with Hollywood fashion stylist.
Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno. To former Israeli Mossad agent and a Palestinian academic, in spoof interview in Jerusalem.
EIGHTY. About ze right number of hats to pack for a veekend avay. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
I’m curious about becoming straight but I’ve got a few questions first. Will I still be able to hug men? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Pastor Quinn, the ‘Gay Converter’ HQ.
There’s so many stars in the sky…makes you think of all the hot guys in the world. – Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno, in Bruno movie.
Do you think if house music was around in the 30’s World War II would have even happened? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show.