I’ve made my peace with myself.
– Broderick Crawford
If you’re going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you’re going to blow it, blow it big.
I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.
I want to make someone walk straight, but I’ve left my sons nothing but wars.
I was always the second heavy.
So don’t applaud. Just send me the check.
When people tell you they saw your last picture – well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
I collect antiques. Why? Because they’re beautiful.
It’s hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
I’m a lousy reader.
I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
I’m what you call a deathbed Catholic.