A comedian’s body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone. – Bobby Darin
Maybe I should quit the business. There’s no one left for me to love. Mama’s dead. Mr. Burns couldn’t care less about me. What’s left? – Bobby Darin
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for. – Bobby Darin
Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27. – Bobby Darin
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world. – Bobby Darin
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I’d like to be a legend by the time I’m 25. – Bobby Darin
There are certain times I don’t want my picture taken. If my wife’s stepping out of a car and it looks like it’s going to come out an indecent picture, don’t I have a right to object? – Bobby Darin
It isn’t true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how. – Bobby Darin
Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I’ll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start. – Bobby Darin
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain. – Bobby Darin
I don’t know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can’t do that. I can only say, I owe you. – Bobby Darin
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That’s the truth. And on that note, I’ll say goodnight. God love you. – Bobby Darin
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let’s hope they make out as well as I did. – Bobby Darin
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don’t worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me. – Bobby Darin
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear. – Bobby Darin