When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. – Bob Hope
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope