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I’ve done well for myself.
– Billy Mays
Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
The infomercial business has been good to me.
Hi, Billy Mays here for…
I’m a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
Life’s a pitch, then you buy.
Long live your laundry!
I don’t take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
It’s a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I’m always looking for a home run.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
It’s important for me to sell a product that works.
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
One of the things that we hope to do with ‘Pitchmen’ is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
I love beautiful wood.
The best things in life are free – and $19.95.
When I’m up against a wall, that’s when Billy Mays performs best.
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I’m coming after you and taking back what’s mine.
My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That’s it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.