You can’t prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that. – Bill Cosby
‘I Spy’ represents the absence of the tension of the black man or black woman or anyone of that color walking in, so that the white racist person can become entertaining to a viewer. – Bill Cosby
We’ve got too many young girls, who don’t know how to parent, turning themselves into parents. – Bill Cosby
There’s a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that – and wondering what it is I really do. – Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. – Bill Cosby
Every success story has a parent who says, ‘over my dead body.’ Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you’re acting the fool, ‘you know I worry about you sometimes.’ – Bill Cosby
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. – Bill Cosby
Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it’s not like whispering to your friend, you’ve put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see. – Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific. – Bill Cosby
There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven’t eaten properly, children who haven’t used soap in so long. – Bill Cosby
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. – Bill Cosby
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. – Bill Cosby
Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. – Bill Cosby
I’m one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like the dementia is very advanced – I don’t want to see that. I don’t even go in to look at the body. That’s not my last memory. – Bill Cosby
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. – Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. – Bill Cosby
If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for you. Chances are the parents don’t feel seriously about coming to meet with teachers. – Bill Cosby
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other’s work. – Bill Cosby
By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains. – Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. – Bill Cosby
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. – Bill Cosby
‘The Cosby Show’ made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. – Bill Cosby
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance – that is, your protein and your carbs. I’m a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein. – Bill Cosby