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Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
– Bill Cosby
I think ‘I Spy,’ still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It’s just magnificent.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said, ‘No, you can’t go there. You have to understand that there is a devil, and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil.’
There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living.
I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too old to be walking down those hallways.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Family is conflict and it’s something that we all relate to.
I’m not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I’m healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don’t want to eat, but I eat it because I’m enjoying staying alive.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It’s taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, ‘You draw the people to you,’ and I guess that’s what I do.
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
You can’t compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.
I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see… We have about six television sets in our house, and it’s less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn’t because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
What we need is for people to realize – ‘I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get my three kids. I want to take on that responsibility. I want to love my children.’
We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
I don’t care what right-wing white people are thinking.
You come to my comedy show to be entertained.