Bennett Cerf Quotes

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

– Bennett Cerf

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

– Bennett Cerf

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

– Bennett Cerf

For me, a hearty ‘belly laugh’ is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

– Bennett Cerf

The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?

– Bennett Cerf

Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy.

– Bennett Cerf

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

– Bennett Cerf

Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.

– Bennett Cerf