A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
– Arthur Baer
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb over it.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
She’s generous to a fault – if it’s her own.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.