I really have to edit myself – I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I’m just a little unaware of what’s deemed appropriate. – Andy Dick
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. – Andy Dick
I’m really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I’m almost paranoid very easily, and that’s who I am. – Andy Dick
In terms of being vulgar, I don’t think you need to be violent unless it’s slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny – we’ve all tripped and fallen on our faces. – Andy Dick
People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. – Andy Dick
I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it. – Andy Dick
I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional. – Andy Dick
I’ve always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times. – Andy Dick
There are all kinds of addictions, and I’ve got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it’s done working for me. – Andy Dick
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. – Andy Dick
I know it’s corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through. – Andy Dick
I say, ‘I’m bi, my love knows no gender,’ and the straight community says, ‘Oh right, that’s just a cover-up – you’re gay!’ And the gay community says, ‘Yeah right, that’s just a cover-up – you’re gay.’ They both want to push me gay. – Andy Dick
Straight people say, ‘You know you’re just gay,’ and gay people say, ‘You know you’re just gay.’ There is such a thing as bisexual! – Andy Dick
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you’re in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. – Andy Dick
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. – Andy Dick
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I’ve been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God. – Andy Dick