If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals’ behinds, I would be a vet. – Allison Janney
It’s a great way to start the day, hearing you’ve been nominated for an Emmy. It’s just thrilling. – Allison Janney
Someone said I wasn’t attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Then you can win an Emmy and think, ha, ha, ha. – Allison Janney
Great drama is all about conflict, and what’s a better conflict than Republican-Democrat? – Allison Janney
One out of forty American men wears women’s clothing. We’ve had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress. – Allison Janney
I grew up with brothers. I love men. Of course it’s hard to be a woman in a man’s world. – Allison Janney
An agent said he didn’t know what to do with me, I wouldn’t be able to play any parts but lesbians and aliens. – Allison Janney
I’d like to make really important movies, like American Beauty. I was really proud to be a part of that movie. – Allison Janney
I have the power of my height. Growing up, it was a total drawback. There was nothing good about it at all. – Allison Janney