I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I’ve always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
