Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution. – Al Capp
The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference. – Al Capp
My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone’s wrapping fish in it. – Al Capp
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. – Al Capp
Today’s younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us. – Al Capp
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband. – Al Capp
There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx’s Capital. – Al Capp