Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. – A. Whitney Brown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don’t see Japanese with cameras. – A. Whitney Brown
I’m not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn’t exist? That’s way too convoluted for me. – A. Whitney Brown
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. – A. Whitney Brown