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Topic: Age Quotes - Quotes about Aging, Sayings about Age
Age Quotes 1 - 2
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Author Unknown

Youth is wasted on the young.
George Bernard Shaw

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Asquith

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.
Woody Allen

Life begins at forty - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times.
Helen Rowland

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier

Old age is no place for sissies.
Bette Davis

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I'll tell you: a paternity suit.
George Burns

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen

I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal ... 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.
Silvio Berlusconi
Italian prime minister, on vice charges allegations.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.
Helen Hayes - at 73

The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and 'my word you do look well.'
June Whitfield

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Golda Meir

You want to look younger? Rent smaller children.
Phyllis Diller

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
Poor Richard's Almanack.

Youth is something very new: twenty years ago no one mentioned it.
Coco Chanel

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
Erica Jong

As Groucho Marx once said, 'Anyone can get old - all you have to do is to live long enough.'
Queen Elizabeth II
At a lunch to celebrate her official 80th birthday.

If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Eubie Blake - on reaching age of 100

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Dorothy Fuldheim

At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns

I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me in the rear.
Phyllis Diller

You're never too old to become younger.
Mae West

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.

There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead.
Mary Pettibone Poole

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
Brigitte Bardot

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns

I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Phyllis Diller

I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realize it's me.
Dave Allen

Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
Man and Superman.

As I grow older and older
And totter towards the tomb
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L. Sayers

When the age is in the wit is out.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing.

No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson

My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana'.
Betty White - as Rose Nylund in The Golden Girls

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw

We are always the same age inside.
Gertrude Stein

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig

Everyone is the age of their heart.
Guatemalan Proverb

Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
Author Unknown

Age is opportunity no less,
Than youth itself, through in another dress.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
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