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Quotes of the Week - May 22, 2012:
"I told you I was ill." -- Spike Milligan's gravestone inscription
was voted the UK's favorite epitaph in a survey conducted by Marie Curie
Cancer Care.
"I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." -- Duke of
Edinburgh Prince Philip, to policeman about an attractive blonde woman's
sexy red zip-fronted dress.
"Sex is actually really beautiful. It's the only way that we create
and it's the only way that the world keep going. It's ignorant to not
talk to your kids about it or make it seem like it's not as cool or
magical as it actually is." -- Miley Cyrus
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Zen Proverbs - Famous Zen Proverbs & Sayings |
A beautiful woman who is pleasing to men is
good only for frightening fish when she falls into the water.
Source: Zen
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Source: Zen
Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind.
Source: Zen
Before Enlightenment: chop wood, carry water, after Enlightenment:
chop wood, carry water.
Source: Zen
Better to see the face than to hear the name.
Source: Zen
Better to sit all night than to go to bed with a dragon.
Source: Zen
Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by
yourself.
Source: Zen
Do not seek the truth, only cease to cherish your opinions.
Source: Zen
From the withered tree, a flower blooms.
Source: Zen
Hide your body in the Big Dipper.
Source: Zen
If you have no feelings about worldly things, they are all Buddhism;
if you have feelings about Buddhism, it is a worldly thing.
Source: Zen
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not
understand, things are just as they are.
Source: Zen
If you want a certain thing, you must first be a certain person.
Once you are that certain person, obtaining that certain thing
will no longer be a concern of yours.
Source: Zen
In studying the way, realizing it is hard; once you have realized
it, preserving it is hard. When you can preserve it, putting
it into practice is hard.
Source: Zen
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even
wiser man to learn from others.
Source: Zen
Knock on the sky and Listen to the sound.
Source: Zen
Learning Zen is a phenomenon of gold and dung. Before you understand
it, it's like gold; after you understand it, it's like dung.
Source: Zen
Let go over a cliff, die completely, and then come back to life
-- after that you cannot be deceived.
Source: Zen
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it's dark.
Source: Zen
Move and the way will open.
Source: Zen
No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.
Source: Zen
One day a student asked Taiga, "What is the most difficult
part of painting?" Taiga answered, "The part of the
paper where nothing is painted is the most difficult."
Source: Zen
Only when you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely
hard and strong.
Source: Zen
Scratch first, itch later.
Source: Zen
Sit, walk, or run, but don't wobble.
Source: Zen
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass
grows by itself.
Source: Zen
The best leaders of all, the people know not they exist. They
turn to each other and say We did it ourselves.
Source: Zen
The Great Way is not difficult for those who have no preferences.
Source: Zen
The infinite is in the finite of every instant.
Source: Zen
The obstacle is the path.
Source: Zen
The tighter you squeeze, the less you have.
Source: Zen
There is Buddha for those who don't know what he is, really.
There is no Buddha for those who know what he is, really.
Source: Zen
Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.
Source: Zen
To follow the path, look to the master, follow the master, walk
with the master, see through the master, become the master.
Source: Zen
To know and not do is not yet to know.
Source: Zen
When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher will appear.
Source: Zen
When walking, walk. When eating, eat.
Source: Zen
When you eat, the meal is yourself.
Source: Zen
When you reach the top, keep climbing
Source: Zen
When you seek it, you cannot find it
Source: Zen
When you try to stay on the surface of the water, you sink;
but when you try to sink, you float.
Source: Zen |
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