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"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Woody Allen
Sleeper

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's so hard to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Woody Allen

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen

94.5% of all statistics are made up.
Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen

Why ruin a good story with the truth?
Woody Allen

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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.