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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Woody Allen
Sleeper

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's so hard to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Woody Allen

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen

94.5% of all statistics are made up.
Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen

Why ruin a good story with the truth?
Woody Allen

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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.