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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Woody Allen Quotes, Funny Woody Allen Quotes, Famous Sayings
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I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Woody Allen
Sleeper
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's so hard to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Woody Allen
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen
94.5% of all statistics are made up.
Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen
Why ruin a good story with the truth?
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.


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