Famous quotes, funny quotes, inspirational and motivational quotations, literary, historical. Quotes by famous authors and celebrities Funny Quotes BookThe ideal Valentine gift! Get our outrageously funny quotes book at -
Amazon.Com
Barnes & Noble


AUTHORS by last name: A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

Topics - Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Literary - Top 10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012 Quotes

Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Woody Allen Quotes, Funny Woody Allen Quotes, Famous Sayings
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Death is an acquired trait.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work…I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy
I took a course in speed reading learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Woody Allen
Quote and Unquote
Take the money and run.
Woody Allen
Film title
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
Selections from the Allen Notebooks, New Yorker
On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
New York Times
I recently turned sixty. Practically a third of my life is over.
Woody Allen
Sayings of the Week, Observer
My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.


Bookmark and Share

LINKS | PRIVACY | BOOKMARK US NOW | FAMOUS QUOTES HOME | © Copyright 2011.



Check out our hilarious
2320 Funniest Quotes


Get Quotes of Day on:
Facebook Twitter


Quotes and Pictures NEW

People I Can't Stand



Life is Slippery...



The Good Sex Guide