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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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Death is an acquired trait.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work…I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy

I took a course in speed reading learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Woody Allen
Quote and Unquote

Take the money and run.
Woody Allen
Film title

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
Selections from the Allen Notebooks, New Yorker

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
New York Times

I recently turned sixty. Practically a third of my life is over.
Woody Allen
Sayings of the Week, Observer

My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen

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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.