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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Woody Allen Quotes, Funny Woody Allen Quotes, Famous Sayings
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen Volume Two
I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
I wanted to be an arch-criminal as a child, before I discovered I was too short.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Woody Allen
Play it Again Sam
My brain - it's my second favorite organ.
Woody Allen
Sleeper
Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
A. Yes, for twenty-four hours I refused to eat grapes.
Woody Allen
Sleeper
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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.


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