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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen Volume Two
I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
I wanted to be an arch-criminal as a child, before I discovered I was too short.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen and His Comedy
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Woody Allen
Play it Again Sam
My brain - it's my second favorite organ.
Woody Allen
Sleeper
Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
A. Yes, for twenty-four hours I refused to eat grapes.
Woody Allen
Sleeper
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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.



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