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"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Woody Allen

I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.
Woody Allen

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever .
Woody Allen
Love and Death

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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.