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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Woody Allen
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. The worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever .
Woody Allen
Love and Death
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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.


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