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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: Winston Churchill Quotes, Famous Winston Churchill Quotes, Sayings, Quotations

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Unless the right honorable gentleman changes his policy and methods and moves without the slightest delay, he will be as great a curse to this country in peace as he was a squalid nuisance in time of war.
Winston Churchill
On Aneurin Bevan

A sheep in sheep's clothing.
Winston Churchill
On Clement Attlee

The candle in that great turnip has gone out.
Winston Churchill
On Stanley Baldwin

Nancy Astor: If you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband, I would drink it.

Bessie Braddock: Mr Churchill, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: And you madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober tomorrow.

The Americans will always do the right thing . . . After they've exhausted all the alternatives.
Winston Churchill

Writing is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster and fling him to the public.
Winston Churchill

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Winston Churchill
On Neville Chamberlain

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Winston Churchill

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a sin, but it is my belief that the real sin is taking a loss.
Winston Churchill

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Winston Churchill - British statesman. Born 1874. Died 1965. Nobel Literature Prize 1953.

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