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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: Winnie the Pooh Quotes, Famous Winnie the Poor Quotes, Sayings

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They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
Winnie the Pooh
Eeyore, The House at Pooh Corner

"It just shows what can be done by taking a little trouble," said Eeyore. "Do you see, Pooh? Do you see, Piglet? Brains first and then Hard Work."
Winnie the Pooh
The House at Pooh Corner

Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
Winnie the Pooh
Pooh's Little Instruction Book

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
Winnie the Pooh
Pooh's Little Instruction Book

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
Winnie the Pooh
Pooh's Little Instruction Book

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
Winnie the Pooh
Pooh's Little Instruction Book

When looking at your two paws, as soon as you have decided which of them is the right one, then you can be sure the other one is the left.
Winnie the Pooh
Pooh's Little Instruction Book

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.
Winnie the Pooh
The House at Pooh Corner

Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.
Winnie the Pooh
From closing lines of The House at Pooh Corner

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.
Winnie the Pooh
Rabbit, The House at Pooh Corner

You can't stay in your corner of the forest, waiting for others to come to you; you have to go to them sometimes.
Winnie the Pooh
Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

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Winnie the Pooh: Children's book character created by English author A. A. Milne. Born 1882. Died 1958.

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