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Quotes of the Week - Aug 24, 2010:
"Barack Obama is the worst President in history." -- Ben Quayle, son of former US Vice President.

"He is a bit old." -- Fabio Capello, England soccer coach, saying he doesn't plan to pick David Beckham, 35, for any more competitive matches.

"I am not on the Earth to be bullied by women journalists who envy my freedom, my courage, my talent and my arse. I have a fantastic arse." -- Sinead O'Connor, singer, resents criticism of her recent wedding.

"I'm no Tom Jones but I'm doing better than Nick Clegg." -- UK X Factor finalist Olly Murs, reveals his sexual conquests now number more than 30.

Authors: Will Rogers Quotes, Famous Will Rogers Quotes Quotations Sayings

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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers

Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers

There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

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Will Rogers: American humorist and showman. Born 1879. Died 1935.