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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Will Rogers Quotes, Famous Will Rogers Quotes Quotations Sayings
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers
There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers: American humorist and showman. Born 1879. Died 1935.


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