Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until
you can find a rock.
Will Rogers |
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers |
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just
found out.
Will Rogers |
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable
invented to make them laugh.
Will Rogers |
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's
going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers |
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
for.
Will Rogers |
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock
and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up,
don't buy it.
Will Rogers |
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if
you just sit there.
Will Rogers |
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned
in the places they do today.
Will Rogers |
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child
who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows
up.
Will Rogers |