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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: Will Rogers Quotes, Famous Will Rogers Quotes Quotations Sayings

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
Quoted in Saturday Review, August 25, 1962

It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
Will Rogers
Autobiography (1949)

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Will Rogers
Quoted in The Image by Daniel Boorstin

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Will Rogers
To his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
Will Rogers
The Illiterate Digest (1924), "Politics Getting Ready to Jell"

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Will Rogers
The Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game"

I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
Will Rogers
Saturday Evening Post, Nov. 6, 1926

Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
The Illiterate Digest (1924)

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
Will Rogers

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Will Rogers: American humorist and showman. Born 1879. Died 1935.

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