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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: Will Rogers Quotes, Famous Will Rogers Quotes Quotations Sayings

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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Will Rogers
New York Times, September 30 1923

There is only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education.
Will Rogers
Autobiography (1949)

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers
The Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers
The Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
New York Times August 31 1924

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Will Rogers
Newspaper article, February 15, 1925

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
New York Times, December 23, 1929

You give but little when you give of your possessions.
It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
Will Rogers
The Prophet, On Giving

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Will Rogers
Weekly Articles (1981), first published 1927

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
Letter in New York Times, April 29, 1930

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Will Rogers: American humorist and showman. Born 1879. Died 1935.

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